They say “beggars can’t be choosers”
“Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth”
But I sorrow for the losers
Whose long standing hunger drought
Will be quenched, in no small measure,
By Frito-Lay’s Corporate seizure!
Someone somewhere has a goal
Better than a great dig hole.
But surely not to flood the needy
Beneath a tide of chips this seedy,
Unless that is the secret mission
Of some nefarious politician!