CAUTION: The following poem is rated PG-13 for the following:
And plain, old fashioned, bad manners
Parental Discretion is Strongly Advised
(assuming you can still find some)
And now, our featured presentation:
WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG FOR THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT:
For the next 8 lines, this blog will be conducting a test of the emergency, hostile metaphor, early warning system. This is only a test:
You can lead the Ass to water
But you can not make him drink.
You can show the Bitch the truth
But you can not make her think.
The Ass will do just as he pleases!
The Bitch insists her shit don’t stink!
Those who deal with either loses!
They would drive a Saint to Drink!
This has been a test of the emergency, hostile metaphor, early warning system. In the event of an actual hostile metaphor emergency, there would be no warning before repeated deployment of the F-bomb and categorical denial after the fact!
This concludes this test of the emergency, hostile metaphor, early warning system. We now return you to the regularly scheduled blog already in progress.