In case you have been wondering
What sparked my recent burst of verse,
It wasn’t random maundering
It was something far, far worse!
I came across my towel
And I began to think,
“Am I prepared for that hour
When all of this goes in the drink?”
I pondered Kirk’s and Spock’s reply
To this exquisite paradox
And decided I had better try
The advice of Zaphod Beeblebrox!
I Rhyme to please some future Vogon,
since I’m twice as old as Logan!