Time to stock essentials!
But not, so it would seem,
Things upon a normal list
Like bread or milk or meat.
For the lady at the front
Apparently that means
Two packs of Newports
And a giant bottle of Chablis.
To the man in between
Essentials seem to be
A case of drinking water,
Deodorant, and hot tea.
These choices of selection
May seem odd to me
But I shudder to even think
Of what those people see:
For in my cart they’ll
Find the things
I need to get me through;
Two bags of food:
One for dog, one for cat,
A case of no salt cut green beans,
A ice cold coke,
And that is that!
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