Three oh one point nine!
Broadcast on all the networks.
Label it Fake News
And some will eat that sandwich
Unaware its their last meal.
Our neighbors may, even yet,
Construct and pay for his great wall
If only to shut him in.
And could you blame them?
Hopefully, in time
When we wake up and appeal
For them to let us exit
They will show us charity
Alien to our leader!