Press Release: 15 Mar 2018

My fellow Americans. A state of emergency currently exists in our country, brought about by the wholesale invasion of our sacred institutions by uncontrollable and reprehensible forces. The only solution available to us to protect our great nation against these irrational forces is to undertake the immediate construction of an impregnable physical and electronic barrier between our nation and the source of this incursion. Therefore, I order the United States Army Corps of Engineers to reallocate their construction budget in order to erect that physical and electronic barrier surrounding 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC with all due haste commencing immediately.

Charity or Wisdom

Listen Up, you grey old goat!

Your racist ways are history.

Does that hate not sere your throat?

That grossly overt bigotry

never fails to offend



thoughtful men.

But since we’re here within this lodge,

I’ll try to muster up some grace,

abide the precepts of wiser men

and curb my urge to pulp your face.

I’ll maintain regard unconditional

despite your beliefs, so unlovable.

More Than Blood

It took many mothers

to make this meager man.

Caring, chastising, comforting in turn.

Mothers from many cultures.

Mothers from many continents.

Occidental, Oriental, African.

Mothers all,

transcending biology,

or logic,

or happenstance.

Mothering just because.




Strong gracious flowers

whom I hold in heart and regard.