I tell ya’ guys, sports cars just suck.
Ain’t no room in the back seat to fuck,
It’s pert near a crime,
So don’t waste yer time.
Toss a mattress in the back of your truck!
I tell ya’ guys, sports cars just suck.
Ain’t no room in the back seat to fuck,
It’s pert near a crime,
So don’t waste yer time.
Toss a mattress in the back of your truck!
If you find your faith lacks spontaneity,
Or is burdened by homogeneity,
You can either walk out
Or else, scream and shout,
But blame both the priests and the laity.
It’s hard to receive
praise when you perceive
yourself as truly, a deceiver.
You’re sure no one knows
the lengths to which you go
to seem the underachiever!