Red Neck Wisdom

I tell ya’ guys, sports cars just suck.

Ain’t no room in the back seat to fuck,

It’s pert near a crime,

So don’t waste yer time.

Toss a mattress in the back of your truck!

Absurdist Approach

There once was a fogie named Tim.

He took Pokèmon Go for a spin.

He threw all his balls,

Caught naught but guffaws,

And wondered why he didn’t win.

Fixing Your Faith

If you find your faith lacks spontaneity, 

Or is burdened by homogeneity, 

You can either walk out 

Or else, scream and shout, 

But blame both the priests and the laity.

The Mask

It’s hard to receive
praise when you perceive
yourself as truly, a deceiver.

You’re sure no one knows
the lengths to which you go
to seem the underachiever!