How dare they name it “The Preserves”;
Their tacky little neighborhood
Full of plastic McMansions
Standing there in stately rows
On their vast 2 acre lots
Like so many well marked graves
On land that’s been a family farm
Since the Sixteen Sixties?
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I suppose some urbanites
Accustomed to the chaos
Of their hurly-burly cities
May regard this rigid mess
Of restrictive covenants,
Invasive fruitless pear trees,
And precisely sculpted lawns
As an earthly paradise.
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And I suppose, on second thought,
The name Preserves may be correct
In so far as plastic jars
Of Strawberry flavored Jam
Can be said to be preserves
Of the many luscious bowls
Full of plump, fresh picked, fruit
Served along with Clotted Cream
And Grandma’s pound cake sliced, still warm,
From her ancient oven.