At The Gun Show Counter  (a comedy sketch in bad taste)

Anarchist Customer: “I’d like a 30 round magazine for my AR please.”

Conservative Vendor: “Wonderful! I have them on sale here at the gun show. Buy one get a free tactical flashlight. Would you like that in 5.56 or 7.62?”

Anarchist Customer: 7.62 please.

Liberal Spectator: “Excuse me, but what on earth do you need a 30 round magazine for?”

Conservative Vendor: “Look buddy, Mind your own business and stop harassing my customers!”

Anarchist Customer: “Are you  kidding me? Have you seen how many candidates are running this year?”

Liberal Spectator: “Hummm. Good point.”

Conservative Vendor: “Wait! What?!?”